Definitions by SRSLY WRONG

sunglasses-warrior 

A pejorative term for someone who tries too hard to aggressively assert their coolness, their detachment, their apathy. Someone who is happy to point out the hopelessness of problems, and unwilling to put work into fixing them.

"Who cares? Everyone has known this forever. There is nothing we can do."
"Ooh, cool. You're a sunglasses-warrior. I'm so impressed with how jaded you are."

sunglasses-warrior by SRSLY WRONG January 19, 2015

irony poisoning

Irony poisoning is when one's worldview/weltshauung/reality tunnel is so dominated by irony and detachment-based-comedy, that the joke becomes real and you start to do things that are immoral or wrong from a place of deep nihilistic cynicism.

"Why would John do this to me?"
"It's irony poisoning, ma'am. Seen it a million times."

irony poisoning by SRSLY WRONG May 24, 2014