Definitions by SQ 205-1

Haugaard

(n) a growth of facial hair in which gnomes or other mythical beings communally live. In order to be applicable, wearer must have at least one PhD.

For a second I thought that hobo had a total haugaard, but then I remembered that he only had an associates degree from a community college.

Haugaard by SQ 205-1 September 9, 2010