Definitions by SONO CHI NO SADAME

salted tomato 

A white person's sweat balls. Red af and salty.

Hey Chad, how's your...salted tomato doing? Just make sure you aren't making a caprese salad.

salted tomato by SONO CHI NO SADAME July 5, 2017

joestar 

A 6 + ft muscular hunk, or in one case a rocking bad bitch, who are the descendants of a 6'4" English bear who enjoyed excessive homerotic posing, and had a wagon follow them around everywhere, only to fight a pasty ass vampire who is highkey his foster brother who lowkey wants to kill him and his bloodline. The Joestar's are proefficient in using their soul in the form of humanoid spirit things, and fighting others. The plot armor is strong with only one of these Joestars. Also, there's homoerotic posing if you didn't catch that.

Damn, Joseph Joestar can whammu all night ;)

joestar by SONO CHI NO SADAME June 29, 2017