AOWD

"Any Orifice Will Do".....Occurs when your buddy is so inebriated (and horny) that his ability or desire to differentiate between take home candidates at the bar has degraded to nonexistent.

"Have you seen the hag that Dave just snagged at the bar? He's so moellered, he's gone AOWD"

by SMehalko November 14, 2007

c2j

"Come to Jesus"

If Caitlyn doesn't get her report to me before Friday, we're gonna have a serious C2J.

by SMehalko April 08, 2016