SMU cyclist's definitions

Arachnaberries

The fuzzy egg casings left by spiders that are found whenever furniture is moved. Most often discovered when your hand touches one as you pick up the furniture

As an arachnaphobe it is always troubling to move furniture and be confronted with having to touch or sweep away the arachnaberries that have been left behind like a spectral, ghostly vineyard

by SMU cyclist December 15, 2015

Bike coma

After a long, arduous bike ride, when you get back home you are so tired that you fall into a deep sleep

That bike race was so epic, Monica couldn't wait to get home and fall into a bike coma

by SMU cyclist February 25, 2013