SJ Vegas's definitions

short porch

In the same family as the upper decker,a short porch is the act of defecating on ones toilet seat whether it be for fun or revenge

I felt like being an asshole so I pulled a short porch in ryans bathroom

by SJ Vegas October 18, 2008

ball scum

The sweaty and greasy film left on a mans balls after an athletic activity

"man when I took my cup off I must have had five pounds of ball scum"

by SJ Vegas October 18, 2008