2 definitions by SJ Vegas

ball scum

The sweaty and greasy film left on a mans balls after an athletic activity

"man when I took my cup off I must have had five pounds of ball scum"

by SJ Vegas August 28, 2008

In the same family as the upper decker,a short porch is the act of defecating on ones toilet seat whether it be for fun or revenge

I felt like being an asshole so I pulled a short porch in ryans bathroom

by SJ Vegas August 28, 2008