short porch

In the same family as the upper decker,a short porch is the act of defecating on ones toilet seat whether it be for fun or revenge
I felt like being an asshole so I pulled a short porch in ryans bathroom
by SJ Vegas August 28, 2008
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ball scum

The sweaty and greasy film left on a mans balls after an athletic activity
"man when I took my cup off I must have had five pounds of ball scum"
by SJ Vegas August 28, 2008
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