glucometer

Device used by diabetics that uses test strips to check blood sugar levels.

He was so frustated because the glucometer gave him an error message.

by SJ Haynes September 03, 2006

lancet

Diabetic pin-prick mostly applied to the finger.

Hurts like hell when the nurse poke me with the lancet!

by SJ Haynes September 03, 2006

diabetes

A cursed disease in which you have to poke lancets on your skin then test with malfunctioning glucometers. Type I is juvenile while Type II is obesity-related.

Telling a fat person that they have diabetes is like telling a homosexual or sex addict that they have AIDS.

by SJ Haynes September 02, 2006