SID the goose's definitions

maff

A verb that can mean absolutely anything
Can be easily mistaken for sexual innuendo.
Can be widely used as a sustitute for fuck.
Derived from MAF.

See also: MAF, maffing, maffed, maffs

1. "You just totally maffed up my hair, Sally!"
2. "I want to maff that CD"
3. "I could just maffing maff you up that maffing wall right now"
4. "I maffed paint all over your face"

etc.

by SID the goose October 4, 2007