1 definition by SHiLOH GiRL

A guy who's so stuck up his wife's cooch that he can't wipe his own ass without permission
"The bar? Hold on, dude. Lemme ask the wifey real quick...I'm such a Vag-Hermit!"

*OR*

"What'chu mean I can't hang out at Jerry's? Just cuz Sarah'll be there...you serious??"
by SHiLOH GiRL June 16, 2008
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