Definitions by SHS person

shawkward 

(Adj.) The awkwardness that arises when two people know they were consecutively pooping in adjacent stalls, and they avoid talking to one another when they proceed to wash their hands.

Guy 1: Dude, I took a massive dump today, and some guy was next to me. We both finished at the same time and washed out hands in silence.

Guy 2: Shawkward!

shawkward by SHS person December 16, 2009