Dusty anus

A dusty anus is where you haven't taken a shit in a very long time that your anal passage has become barren and desolate which makes your farts shoot out all remaining residue.

I haven't shat in ten days, in suspecting a dusty anus any time soon.

by SHENZILLA December 14, 2010

Pizza Bagel

A bleeding blue waffle which has pus leaking from over sized boils which smells like garlic.

Have you met the blue waffles ugly cousin Pizza bagel?

by SHENZILLA December 07, 2010