SHENZILLA's definitions

mustachio's special

A mustachio's special is when you are taking a shit and it gets badly tangled in your anal pubes. The pain and smell is so severe you have to get a friend to trim the affected area.

Last night i went home.. it was messy. I had mustachio's special

by SHENZILLA December 15, 2010

Dusty anus

A dusty anus is where you haven't taken a shit in a very long time that your anal passage has become barren and desolate which makes your farts shoot out all remaining residue.

I haven't shat in ten days, in suspecting a dusty anus any time soon.

by SHENZILLA December 15, 2010