1 definition by SHEER EXPOSURE
Short for a "professional vost". A vost is someone who sucked the right cock or is "of the right persuasion" to get where they are in acafuckindemia. The position pays the equivalent of a senior executive in the real world that is responsible for a balance sheet in the tens of millions and is the ultimate example of the "Peter Principle" on steroids. Their shag ass salary is funded by the millions of students/parents going bankrupt because of their student loans while trying to get degrees to better themselves in the real world. Each year, Professional vosts also get to take a minimum of 3 (but no more than one per month) "SLoD FuB's" (Student Loan Debt Funded Boondoggles) flying first class & staying in luxury in places around the world to meet with & spew their bullshit with other equally vomitous vosts & their minions, while those funding the "lifestyle of the vost & famous", delve ever deeper into debt & depression and, due to the lockdowns by Gov. Meatball & the like, can no longer be assured of a barista opportunity after graduation to pay off those loans that got them that finance degree or the absolutely useless liberal arts degree.
That provost doesn't have time to meet with the astronomically overpaid professors this week because another SLoD FuB trip is in the offing.
by SHEER EXPOSURE January 7, 2021