SHANNON MOTOWAKAN's definitions

urbanite

A URBANITE IS A PERSON THAT HANGS OUT ON URBAN DICTIONARY 24 HOURS A DAY IN HOPES THEIR CREATIVE WORDS WILL GET PUBLISHED

THAT DUDES A TOTAL URBANITE HES UP ALL HOURS OF THE NITE SPITTIN PURE GENIUS

by SHANNON MOTOWAKAN March 19, 2012

lookin for love in all the dong places

When a women goes from man to man trying to find love and all she gets is dick what a dumb broad always lookin for dong in all the wrong places

That bitch is either on her phone texting or bar hoppin with the mentally sick or on skankbook shes lookin for love in all the dong places hey dumbzilla whats up meet ya later at the loser pub for a ale ill buy ya drinks and we can bang and make retard babies

by shannon motowakan February 18, 2012

STONER CHICKEN

A STONER CHICKEN IS KINDA LIKE A DRUNKEN CHICKEN THE DIFFERENCE IS YOU SHOVE A ONCE OF WEED UP ITS ASS BEFORE YOU COOK IT WHEN EATEN YOU GET THE MUNCHIES MAKING THE BIRD TASTE EVEN BETTER A PERFECT FOOD FOR A DIRTY HIPPIE STONER BE YOU IN A SUIT OR SAGGY ASS PANTS ALL STONERS ALIKE WILL LOVE THIS DISH

HEY BRO THAT BIRD WE JUST DEMOLISHED WAS DA BOMB DIGGITY I LOVES ME A STONER CHICKEN WHO EVER CAME UP WIT THIS IDEA IS BRILLIANT HES THE EMERIL OF THE HOOD

by SHANNON MOTOWAKAN November 21, 2011

BILL BO FAGGINS

BILL BO FAGGINS IS A PERSON WHO WALKS AROUND THINKING THEIR TOUGH THEY MAY RESEMBLE A FAT CARNIE WITH LITTLE SOCIAL SKILLS OR EDUCATION USUALLY THESE HEPATITIS FILLED FAGS WORK ON THE ROAD AND RARELY RETURN HOME TO THEIR DISFUNCTIONAL LIVES

I JUST MET THIS GUY I COULDNT UNDERSTAND A WORD HE SAID MAJOR RETARDATION I THINK HE WAS A QUEER WHAT A BILL BO FAGGINS

by SHANNON MOTOWAKAN November 19, 2011

HOPPY HOLLOW SPLEEN

WHEN YOU HOP AROUND LIKE A JUNGLE BUNNY ON HOLLOWS EVE BEKUZ YOU TRIK OR TREATED IN THE GHETTO AND YOU GOT A NEEDLE STUCK IN YOUR SPLEEN KUZ SOME FOOL PUT IT IN YOUR BIT O HUNNY THATS WHAT HAPPENS ON HOPPY HOLLOW SPLEEN

OWW MY GUT HURTS IT MUST BE HOPPY HOLLOW SPLEEN AGAIN DAM CRACK HEADS POISOND MY TREATS AGAIN CRAZY SPOOKS

by SHANNON MOTOWAKAN October 30, 2011

SPOOKAWEEN

SPOOKAWEEN IS WHEN YOUR TRICK OR TREATING AND SOMETHING JUMPS OUT THE BUSHES AND STEALS YOUR CANDY

I JUST CALLED THE COPS MY KIDS GOT THEIR CANDY STOLEN AGAIN THEY SAID ALL THEY SAW WAS TEETH AND EYES HOPE THAT HELPS OFFICER CATCH THEM DIRT BAGS OH YAH HAPPY SPOOKAWEEN

by SHANNON MOTOWAKAN October 30, 2011

CLIT PUNCHER

ANY ONE THAT HITS LIKE A BITCH IS A WHIMPY CLIT PUNCHER

WHATS UP PUBE CHIN WANNA SCRAP SHIT YOU HIT LIKE A BITCH WHAT A CLIT PUNCHER

by SHANNON MOTOWAKAN October 28, 2011