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HYMANOSCOPY

A new technique in hymen replacement surgery were we use white chocolate truffle squares in the hymens place very erotic and makes the sweet hunny pot much more paletable for your lover get it done today free trials availble absolutely brilliant raving sexual reviews from all Hymanoscopys performed to date
My husband wouldnt eat me now with this new truffle hyman its like buffet 24 hours a day its absolutely orgasmic i love my new hymanoscopy
by SHANNON MOTOWAKAN September 25, 2011
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SLOOTOPIA

SLOOTOPIA IS A CORNICOPIA OF YOUNG FRESH UNIVERSITY GIRLS AS FAR AS THE EYE CAN SEE A UTTER SLOOTOPIA OF CUM CRAZED COEDS EAGER TO BE FILLED WITH THROBBING MAN STEEL
A VAST AREA FULL OF HOT YOUNG SLUTS BEGGING TO BE FILLED WITH MAN MUSTARD THATS A SLOOTOPIA HEAVEN FOR ALL MEN
by SHANNON MOTOWAKAN September 22, 2011
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NIG BACON

NIG BACON IS THE STRIPS OF SHREDDED TIRE YOU SEE ON THE HIWAY WHEN YOU GO ON A LONG TRIP SOME WHERE
MY GOD IM GETTIN HUNGRY SEEING ALL DIS NIG BACON BETTER PULL OVER SOON TO GET SOME GRUBB OR ILL EAT THE FKN SPARE TIRE
by SHANNON MOTOWAKAN October 24, 2011
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twatasores rex

a nagging amazon chick with a herpie covered stink hole
man dats a huge twatasores rex
by SHANNON MOTOWAKAN September 22, 2011
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PORCELINE PAINTING

WHEN ONE SITS ON THE TOILETTE AND SPRAYS THE BOWL WITH FECAL RAINBOWS CREATING A BEAUTIFUL PAINTING THATS PORCELINE PAINTING BABY
MY GOD I JUST SHIT ME A VANGO WHAT A GREAT PORCELINE PAINTING WORTHY OF A MUESEUM
by SHANNON MOTOWAKAN September 25, 2011
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SPOOKAWEEN

SPOOKAWEEN IS WHEN YOUR TRICK OR TREATING AND SOMETHING JUMPS OUT THE BUSHES AND STEALS YOUR CANDY
I JUST CALLED THE COPS MY KIDS GOT THEIR CANDY STOLEN AGAIN THEY SAID ALL THEY SAW WAS TEETH AND EYES HOPE THAT HELPS OFFICER CATCH THEM DIRT BAGS OH YAH HAPPY SPOOKAWEEN
by SHANNON MOTOWAKAN October 30, 2011
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PEEKA JEW

WHEN ONE HIDES IN THE BUSHES IN FRONT OF A JEWISH TEMPLE AND JUMPS OUT AND SCARES ANYONE WHO WALKS BYE HIM BY SCREAMING PEEKA JEW I SEE YOU!
I DROPPED A PENNY AND HID BEHIND MY CAR A MAN BENT OVER TO PICK IT UP I JUMPED OUT AND YELLED PEEKA JEW THE MAN NEARLY SHIT A MATZA!
by SHANNON MOTOWAKAN September 28, 2011
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