2 definitions by SC 4 now

South Carolina

A state that tries its best to convince the rest of America that it only consists of Charleston, Hilton Head, and Myrtle Beach. Unfortunatley it is also filled with about a million other square miles of nothing. South Carolina also has a program where children are taught from birth that going to Clemson University is the only thing worth living for, because they know that otherwise every kid who graduates from high school would immediatley move out of state. It pays for this program using an "Education Lottery" that preys on poor minorities. Once a South Carolinian graduates from Clemson they are then forced to move back to the small town where they grew up, and start their own family where they raise another batch of classy rednecks who aspire for mediocrity.

Me: what do you want to do with your life?
girl: LOL I WANNA GO TO CLEMSON!!!!!!!!
Me: but I mean like after that...
girl: LOL I WANNA GO TO CLEMSON!!!!!!!!
Me: do you like want to stay in South Carolina your whole life?
girl: LOL I WANNA GO TO CLEMSON!!!!!!!!

by SC 4 now July 31, 2006

Orangeburg

One of the best towns in America. Has attractions such as Wendy's, Walmart, South Carolina State University, and most importantly of all, many onramps onto I-26 that take you the fuck out the fucking region.

guy 1: hey let's go to Orangeburg!
guy 2: yeah man! maybe if we're lucky we can catch the Sam Goody before it closes, and then drive around aimlessly and realize that this town is one of the shittiest imaginable.

by SC 4 now July 31, 2006