S. Pazeski's definitions

kredge

The sweat ring left on a public toilet seat by its previous occupant.

Sorry I took so long. Spent 5 minutes wiping off the kredge.

by S. Pazeski July 4, 2016

Sco-shake

Forcefully grabbing the hand of someone who despises you for a handshake when they refuse to hold out their hand for a handshake. Named for the habit of despised Australian Prime Minister, Scott Morrison, forcefully grabbing the hands of bushfire victims and volunteer firefighters who feel abandoned by the government.

"I fired him so I could give my son a job. Gave him a Sco-shake as he walked out the door."

by S. Pazeski January 3, 2020

bidropple

The involuntary leg spasm you have just as you're about to fall asleep.

Man, I was just about to fall asleep and had a bidropple that nearly took the head off my cat.

by S. Pazeski July 4, 2016