Definitions by Ryan..the kid

jahu 

Internet slang

an abbreviation for "just a heads up"

Your crazy ex-girlfriend is headed your way jahu

Jahu, If you keep drinking like that youre gunna be showing everyone your niagara falls impression

jahu by Ryan..the kid February 24, 2009

masterbait 

a girl that has a certain appearance (aka smokin hott), that you're probably going to think about later when you whack off

who saw that girl with the acb? the one with the white pants and black thong, shes definitely masterbait.

Bob's mom just got a new boob job, talk about masterbait, she can bake me cookies anytime.

masterbait by Ryan..the kid January 11, 2009

competitious 

the act of being overly competitive.

Steve: Sorry about tackling you through that wall, im a little competitious.

Bill: Isnt it pronounced competitive?

Steve: Screw you tool box, its competitious

Bill: um ok

Steve: I win

competitious by Ryan..the kid January 28, 2008

in text 

combination of the phrases "in touch" and "via text messaging".

I gtg, but ill be in text.

Im at work, i can't talk but ill be in text.

in text by Ryan..the kid January 19, 2008

wears a smock to a party 

when using this phrase, it means you are referring to the person or idea as being lame.

Jess wears a smock to a party.

Wanna watch America's Next Top Model?
No way, that show wears a smock to a party.

wears a smock to a party by Ryan..the kid January 13, 2008

osome 

The way NEW YORK from I LOVE NEW YORK spells 'awesome'
she's not leet; she's just dumb as fuck

G for Great
O for outstanding
O for osome
D for DAMN NEW YORK IS A DUMB BITCH

osome by Ryan..the kid January 10, 2008