Definitions by Ryan Ristow

feast on tards

The act of taking advantage of people who are intellectually inferior to you or people seeming nearly retarded.

Let's hit the Excaliber poker room, I'd like to feast on tards tonight.

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A teacher or aide that is in charge of watching retarded students.

I was walking down the hall and this tard started to molest me. Finally the tard keeper realized what was going on and put a stop to it.

Tard Keeper by Ryan Ristow September 15, 2007