Definitions by Ryan Lees

Ford 

Fucked On Race Day.
The only races ford ever wins are Nascar races, Drive straight... Turn left Repeat.

the only good ford car is the Mustang 5.0

NOT the three point late.

"Wow. Thats the third Escort I've seen broken down on the side of the road in the past hour!"

Ford by Ryan Lees March 7, 2004