Definitions by Ryan, I Fight Bears!!

Bear Fighter

A man that has an epic beard can then fight bears. Some men cannot grow beards therefore they lack the ability to ever fight a bear. The beard imbues the power to fight bears not only that but it regulates body temperature so the Bear Fighter can fight in the worst of weather. A Bear Fighter is not a person to mess with. He is feared and respected by all. It's not a coincidence that Beard and Bear have the same first four letters, the extra letter in beard is what makes it such a powerful device against the bears.

Ryan is the greatest Bear Fighter of them all just look at his epic beard. The bears stand no chance against it!!

Bear Fighter by Ryan, I Fight Bears!! February 3, 2010