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Ryan Geary from Bournemouth does the biggest shits ever. The circumference of his shit is equivalent to Gemma Collins' left thigh.
Sister: GUYS I'M GOING TO THE TOILET
Mother: Beware, Ryan has just been and he does the fattest shits going.
Ryan: NO I DON'T IT'S YOU.
Toilet: You are such a liar Ryan, I can't even flush.
Mother: Beware, Ryan has just been and he does the fattest shits going.
Ryan: NO I DON'T IT'S YOU.
Toilet: You are such a liar Ryan, I can't even flush.
by Ryan's Shit. January 31, 2021
Get the Ryanmug.