Definitions by Rusty the Trombonist

Granby Greaser

It’s an erotic act in which an individual acquires a full-size watermelon, greases both himself and the melon and presents himself to a couple who are already situated naked in bed and jumps between them.

We were invited to our new neighbors mountain cabin, while we were laying in bed, the host gave us a Granby greaser.

Granby Greaser by Rusty the Trombonist July 18, 2026