Definitions by Rusty Meefs

Monodyking

verb. The act of a woman eating her own box.
AKA self cunnilingus.

I was monodyking when my parents showed up. Embarrassing!

Monodyking by Rusty Meefs July 15, 2020

Meef Ribbon 

The Meef Ribbon is awarded to the saltiest, meefiest, moistest meef at the jamboree.

Points are awarded for
1. Salt
2. Overall meefiness

3. Depth and girth

*not to be confused with Meef Ribbons (the parasite) or Meef Robbins (the famous actor)

Peggy Sue won the Meef Ribbon at the Kentucky Jamboree. What a bitch!

Meef Ribbon by Rusty Meefs March 19, 2020

Meef 

A "meef" is an armpit.

I love the flavor of your salty meef.

Meef by Rusty Meefs June 9, 2018