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A small species of crab indiginous to the Glorpula Islands. Lives in holes it digs in the red beaches of Glorpula. Hibernates in winter, diet consists of mostly human flesh and its own excrements. The Glorpula Islands are located in southern Qatar.
Oh no! It appears that Grand-ma ma was eaten alive by a Glorpulon!
by Russell Cunts May 30, 2006
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