Definitions by Rudy Spagootie

ikea furniture

The act two penis owners may carry out that consists of a double ended sounding rod being inserted into both aforementioned penises, connecting the two penises together like a wooden peg might connect ikea furniture

"So me and Carl got home last night and got to assembling some ikea furniture"

"That shit is so hard to put together, right?!?"

"Nah, we had lube. Slid right in and felt great!"

"....what?"

ikea furniture by Rudy Spagootie July 10, 2018