Darden

One who avoids sexual contact at all cost; due to social awkwardness combined with the extreme buildup of sexual frustration; derived from "hardened dorkus."
Ben was a good guy, but always such a darden at all the parties.
by Roy Skivington November 09, 2007
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D-Webbed

Taking a girl, preferably innocent, and taking her virginity.
Lisa got d-webbed because that guy was such a smooth talker
by Roy Skivington November 09, 2007
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