Roy Skivington's definitions

Darden

One who avoids sexual contact at all cost; due to social awkwardness combined with the extreme buildup of sexual frustration; derived from "hardened dorkus."

Ben was a good guy, but always such a darden at all the parties.

by Roy Skivington November 9, 2007

D-Webbed

Taking a girl, preferably innocent, and taking her virginity.

Lisa got d-webbed because that guy was such a smooth talker

by Roy Skivington November 9, 2007