reckle

1. verb - the act of touching your testicle(s) to your asshole - typically can only be achieved when your balls are extremely hot and swampy, and therefore hang at a very long length; the objective backwards swing of the scrattle or newton's scradle

Etymology: rectum + testicle = reckle

2. noun - another good ol' angry term for a person that disgusts you

"good god damn it's hot in here. i bet you i could reckle...yep...yep i sure can."

"dude, did you just swipe my calculator? fuckin reckle..."

by Roto Thompson January 09, 2008

scrattle

when your balls are hot and swampy, and glued to your thigh, say from a long and vigorous game of monopoly, stand and thrust your hips forward and backward violently causing your sack to sway and air out a little

Etymology: scrotum + rattle = scrattle

"hang on a sec- i've got to scrattle...ok. damn that felt good"

by Roto Thompson January 09, 2008