Definitions by Ross Dynamic
Motor Cyclist
Wankers.
Usually groups of Men that like to dress up together in tight leather and ride around on motorcycles at the weekend. Often found at lunch time in country pubs with their leathers half off with tight white vests.
They also like to compare each others tight leathers, and rank is judged on whose leathers are the most expensive.
They also like to compare each others "helmets" by size and colour.
They are also often found complaining about drivers of automobiles, but will then quite happily cut up the inside of you on the motorway and complain when someone on a motorbike gets hurt because it was never their fault.
Usually groups of Men that like to dress up together in tight leather and ride around on motorcycles at the weekend. Often found at lunch time in country pubs with their leathers half off with tight white vests.
They also like to compare each others tight leathers, and rank is judged on whose leathers are the most expensive.
They also like to compare each others "helmets" by size and colour.
They are also often found complaining about drivers of automobiles, but will then quite happily cut up the inside of you on the motorway and complain when someone on a motorbike gets hurt because it was never their fault.
That motor cyclist is a wanker.
It is never the motorcyclists fault.
Im cool because i am a motor cyclist.
It is never the motorcyclists fault.
Im cool because i am a motor cyclist.
Motor Cyclist by Ross Dynamic June 21, 2008
Twat Hammock
A g-String that hammocks a females pretty bits. Quite similar to the banana hammock, except its for a twat.
"Jesus Mikey she had a well smelly twat hammock"
"Sarah have you seen my new twat hammock?"
"Dear Santa, All i want for Christmas is a new silk Twat Hammock"
"Sarah have you seen my new twat hammock?"
"Dear Santa, All i want for Christmas is a new silk Twat Hammock"
Twat Hammock by Ross Dynamic June 17, 2008
Horror Bastard
The highest level of being a bastard.
Someone who is an absolute arsehole.
The person who cut you up in early morning traffic.
Someone who is an absolute arsehole.
The person who cut you up in early morning traffic.
"That Referee is a complete horror bastard"
"Your mum is a horror bastard"
"Why be such a horror bastard?"
"Your mum is a horror bastard"
"Why be such a horror bastard?"
Horror Bastard by Ross Dynamic June 17, 2008