2 definitions by Rose and Myles

russian candyman

when you take a candycane and fuck a girl in the ass with it, cept she doesnt know your fucking her with a canydane, so you snap it in half inside of her and you scream cause your "dick" just snapped in half

"yo myles, did you try the russian candyman on nonie?"
"hell yea dude she freaked the fuck out!"

GIRL: oh baby i like it!
BOY: yea take that dick
**SNAP**
BOY: OH MY FUCKING GOD, MY DICK AHHHHH!!!

by Rose and Myles December 4, 2007

cupcake

a girl whos stomach is bigger than there titties

"did you see that girl?"
"ya she is such afucking cupcake!!!!"

by Rose and Myles December 4, 2007