Definitions by Rory Grue
The Final Warning Shot
That last emission of pump gas before rhe onset of Monkey Toe. So unspeakably pungent it can only mean the next shot will be live ammunition.
"Good Lord Nelson, that surely must have been the final warning shot. The stench from that last trouser cough has me in fear for your britches. The next will surely be live! "
"Noted Hardy, I believe the monkey has formulated an escape plan. Even now I feel his toe pushing at my clackervalve to begin his attempt."
From The diary of Lord Horatio Nelson at the Battle of Trafalgar.
"Noted Hardy, I believe the monkey has formulated an escape plan. Even now I feel his toe pushing at my clackervalve to begin his attempt."
From The diary of Lord Horatio Nelson at the Battle of Trafalgar.
The Final Warning Shot by Rory Grue January 3, 2023
Skydivers mouth
Skydivers mouth by Rory Grue December 30, 2022
Rick Stein's Bin
As she lay back and parted her legs, eagerly anticipating the feel of her lover's tongue upon her moist lady lips, she was extremly disconcerted to hear him gag and exclaim "Jesus girl, when you last wash this thing. It smells like Rick Stein's bin down here"
Rick Stein's Bin by Rory Grue December 30, 2022