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Derived from stonks, stönks is a verb, as well as an adjective and a noun. In that way, it is a very rare and multi purposeful word. When stönks is used as an adjective, it means epic. In verb form, stönks takes in the meaning of fucking. In this form it’s used in the common phrase, “I stonked your mom”. When used as a noun, it is used in the phrase of, “That’s stönks, babey”.
*Misses waffles at the lodge*
*Steals a canoe and a golden chair and puts them in a washroom*
That’s stönks babey (noun)
I told Jimmy that his cat is going to die a horrible, slow, painful death.
Well, that’s not very stönks of you (adjective)
Good news, you’re gonna have a little sibling!
What! How’s that possible?
I stönked your mom (verb)
*Steals a canoe and a golden chair and puts them in a washroom*
That’s stönks babey (noun)
I told Jimmy that his cat is going to die a horrible, slow, painful death.
Well, that’s not very stönks of you (adjective)
Good news, you’re gonna have a little sibling!
What! How’s that possible?
I stönked your mom (verb)
by Roots 2019 October 21, 2019
Get the Stönks mug.Derived from stonks, stönks is a verb, as well as an adjective and a noun. In that way, it is a very rare and multi purposeful word. When stönks is used as an adjective, it means epic. In verb form, stönks takes in the meaning of fucking. In this form it’s used in the common phrase, “I stonked your mom”. When used as a noun, it is used in the phrase of, “That’s stönks, babey”.
*Doesn’t get waffles*
*Steals a canoe and a golden chair and puts them in a washroom*
That’s stönks babey (noun)
I told Jimmy that his cat is going to die a horrible, slow, painful death.
Well, that’s not very stönks of you (adjective)
Good news, you’re gonna have a little sibling!
What! How’s that possible?
I stönked your mom (verb)
*Steals a canoe and a golden chair and puts them in a washroom*
That’s stönks babey (noun)
I told Jimmy that his cat is going to die a horrible, slow, painful death.
Well, that’s not very stönks of you (adjective)
Good news, you’re gonna have a little sibling!
What! How’s that possible?
I stönked your mom (verb)
by Roots 2019 October 17, 2019
Get the Stönks mug.Derived from stonks, stönks is a verb, as well as an adjective and a noun. In that way, it is a very rare and multi purposeful word. When stönks is used as an adjective, it means epic. In verb form, stönks takes in the meaning of fucking. In this form it’s used in the common phrase, “I stonked your mom”. When used as a noun, it is used in the phrase of, “That’s stönks, babey”.
*Doesn’t get waffles*
*Steals a canoe and a golden chair and puts them in a washroom*
That’s stönks babey (noun)
I told Jimmy that his cat is going to die a horrible, slow, painful death.
Well, that’s not very stönks of you (adjective)
Good news, you’re gonna have a little sibling!
What! How’s that possible?
I stönked your mom (verb)
*Steals a canoe and a golden chair and puts them in a washroom*
That’s stönks babey (noun)
I told Jimmy that his cat is going to die a horrible, slow, painful death.
Well, that’s not very stönks of you (adjective)
Good news, you’re gonna have a little sibling!
What! How’s that possible?
I stönked your mom (verb)
by Roots 2019 October 17, 2019
Get the Stönks mug.