Definitions by Ronnie McDickums
Hikopath
(noun, singular)
Any person who consistently or obsessively goes on hikes; and is physically unable to talk about anything else in any given conversation, as well as dating profiles. Offenders are typically from the Pacific Northwest.
Any person who consistently or obsessively goes on hikes; and is physically unable to talk about anything else in any given conversation, as well as dating profiles. Offenders are typically from the Pacific Northwest.
"Dude, will Sarah talk about anything besides her fucking hikes?"
"I KNOW! She's a fucking hikopath!"
"I KNOW! She's a fucking hikopath!"
Hikopath by Ronnie McDickums June 30, 2026