A flat tire describes a person, a woman specifically, who is hard or draining to talk to, and has a small or flat chest. Hence forth, a flat tire.
"I was talking with her, and let me tell you, she is such a flat tire." "Mark! Don't talk about someone like that!"
by Ronlad Reneag November 28, 2024
Not to be confused with the Rizzler or Adolf Hitler, an Adolf Rizzler is someone who commands a respectable amount of rizz (charisma), but who uses said rizz for deplorable reasons.
Person 1: "Frank is literally the Adolf Rizzler of my life, I fight a constant battle against him, but he keeps turning my friends against me."
Person 2: "Holy shit, they just hit the South Tower!"
Person 2: "Holy shit, they just hit the South Tower!"
by Ronlad Reneag February 01, 2025