Ron R.'s definitions

reltney

An instantaneous hard-on of such speed & intense rigidity that it snaps your head back on your neck.

Your sister gives me a reltney every time I see her.

by Ron R. May 14, 2003

saddlebags

Large, pendulous labia.

That chick had pissflaps like saddlebags.

by Ron R. May 29, 2003