mugfuck

1) Sex with a mug, tea or coffe mug are equally acceptable

Blimey, got a savage horn on yesterday, ended up having a mugfuck to quiten the atomic rod I'd gotten.

by Roman Totale October 27, 2007

funkshaft

A smelly penis, usually cheese crusted.

Blimey, that Brostoff is a fucking funkshaft

by Roman Totale October 27, 2007

honk down

To fornicate in a wild and shameless manner.

He honked down on her like a real man beast.

by Roman Totale February 01, 2004

cosmonog

A russian man of colour in space, as opposed to the usual white space traveller, cosmonaut

Man, did you see that cosmonog in the new sputnik?

by Roman Totale October 23, 2007