mugfuck

1) Sex with a mug, tea or coffe mug are equally acceptable
Blimey, got a savage horn on yesterday, ended up having a mugfuck to quiten the atomic rod I'd gotten.
by Roman Totale October 12, 2007
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honge

To get stuck in ,somewhat wildy in a sexual situation, not limited to penetrative sex, can be oral, breast sex, any sex act performed with a wild abandon, bordering on madness.
Mcluskie: So What happened last night? Any luck?

Mate of Mcluskie: God, yes! Honged down on her like a beast! Messy business.
by Roman Totale April 13, 2007
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feek chewer

I heard that (1) is a real feek chewer
by Roman Totale February 02, 2004
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funkshaft

A smelly penis, usually cheese crusted.
Blimey, that Brostoff is a fucking funkshaft
by Roman Totale October 12, 2007
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