Roman Totale's definitions

mugfuck

1) Sex with a mug, tea or coffe mug are equally acceptable

Blimey, got a savage horn on yesterday, ended up having a mugfuck to quiten the atomic rod I'd gotten.

by Roman Totale October 27, 2007

deep rubbage

Having ones fully clothed croth rubbed by a fully clothed lady's crotch.

Jesus, there was some deep rubbage last night, nearly got all unmoralistic on her features.

by Roman Totale February 1, 2004

fire dance

Soemone who is so bad at dancing that their actions could occassion comments such as "I have seen people on fire move better". A fire dance is being performed.

Look at that dim limbed twat in fire dance mode

by Roman Totale October 30, 2007

benderism

A comment with homosexual origin or expressed in a strongly homosexual manner.

Mate of Mcluskie: Have you got the time please?

Mcluskie: Oooh, you cheeky man, don't make me spank you.

The reply is most definately a benderism.

by Roman Totale May 22, 2007