funkshaft

A smelly penis, usually cheese crusted.

Blimey, that Brostoff is a fucking funkshaft

by Roman Totale October 27, 2007

fire dance

Soemone who is so bad at dancing that their actions could occassion comments such as "I have seen people on fire move better". A fire dance is being performed.

Look at that dim limbed twat in fire dance mode

by Roman Totale October 30, 2007

honk down

To fornicate in a wild and shameless manner.

He honked down on her like a real man beast.

by Roman Totale February 1, 2004

cosmonog

A russian man of colour in space, as opposed to the usual white space traveller, cosmonaut

Man, did you see that cosmonog in the new sputnik?

by Roman Totale October 23, 2007