Roman Totale's definitions

funkshaft

A smelly penis, usually cheese crusted.

Blimey, that Brostoff is a fucking funkshaft

by Roman Totale October 27, 2007

honk down

To fornicate in a wild and shameless manner.

He honked down on her like a real man beast.

by Roman Totale February 1, 2004

feek chewer

Someone who eats shit

I heard that (1) is a real feek chewer

by Roman Totale February 1, 2004

deep rubbage

Having ones fully clothed croth rubbed by a fully clothed lady's crotch.

Jesus, there was some deep rubbage last night, nearly got all unmoralistic on her features.

by Roman Totale February 1, 2004