Definitions by Rogue ENTP

Alan 

Someone who can't have any bagels ever again and has to eat untoasted rolls with butter

Do you see that guy over there? That's Alan! He can't have any bagels!

Alan by Rogue ENTP June 17, 2023

Goin' shaggy 

When you don't shave your nether regions

"I have to buy a comb for my pubes, as I have decided that I'm goin' shaggy for the time being"

Goin' shaggy by Rogue ENTP December 21, 2022