Alan

Someone who can't have any bagels ever again and has to eat untoasted rolls with butter
Do you see that guy over there? That's Alan! He can't have any bagels!
by Rogue ENTP June 17, 2023
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Goin' shaggy

When you don't shave your nether regions
"I have to buy a comb for my pubes, as I have decided that I'm goin' shaggy for the time being"
by Rogue ENTP December 22, 2022
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