noglo

noglo (noun): A colloquial term used to describe an individual who consistently exhibits a remarkable lack of intellectual prowess, often engaging in actions or utterances that defy logic and common sense. This peculiar state of being noglo is characterized by an uncanny ability to consistently make decisions that are bafflingly illogical, leaving those around them in a perpetual state of bewilderment and amusement. It is as if the individual's cognitive faculties have taken an extended vacation, leaving them in a perpetual state of intellectual vacancy. The term "noglo" serves as a gentle reminder to embrace the quirks and idiosyncrasies of human behavior, for even in the realm of absurdity, there is a certain charm and amusement to be found.
"noglo": Despite his best efforts, my noglo tendencies always managed to entertain and confuse his friends.
by Roberto the great August 02, 2023
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nutdashing

Nutdashing (verb)

When you throw a dart arrow through someone's nuts.
If he's going to cheat in this darts match, I'll be nutdashing him so hard .

I need an ambulance. That guy just got mad at me and nutdashed my balls only because I cheated in a darts match.
by Roberto the great August 02, 2023
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Flat fucks

A fun and playful way to say pancakes to strangers.
Ay bro pass me the flat fucks and the maple syrup please I don't want the fat fucks.
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orphan oblidirators

A group of people who like to dropkick orphans in their face.
Look there are the orphan oblidirators agian.
by Roberto the great August 04, 2023
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