Definitions by Roberto McMeaty

Happy Crappy

To be defecated upon by a clown.

Dude I got my brother a Happy Crappy for his birthday, he totally hates me now.

Happy Crappy by Roberto McMeaty March 16, 2009

Peaknuckler 

The act of being forcefully fist raped by a midget.

Man 1: Did you hear about John?
Man 2: No, what happened?
Man 1: He got a peaknuckler last night.
Man 2: Sucks to be him.

Peaknuckler by Roberto McMeaty March 16, 2009