turdcicle

An upwarding growing column of feces located at the bottom of northern-climate outhouses. Also known as a stalagshite or poocicle.

Being distracted by the dancing Northern Lights, I accidentally sat on my leaning turdcicle.

by Robert Warren September 18, 2008

turdsicle

An upward growing pile of shit in a northern outhouse. Also known as a stalagshite.

Unwary squatters are often rudely reminded of the perils of northern outhouses when this icy column rears its ugly head: the dreaded turdsicle.

by Robert Warren September 09, 2008

turdsicle

An upward growing pile of shit in a northern outhouse. Also known as a stalagshite.

Unwary squatters are often rudely reminded of the perils of northern outhouses when this icy column rears its ugly head: the dreaded turdsicle.

by Robert Warren September 10, 2008