73 definition by Robert Michael Hensel

The act of burning food.
Over cooking a meal.
My wife cooked us another one of her famous black meals again.
by Robert Michael Hensel April 13, 2008

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Someone as being misinformed.
The altering of ones facts.
Something of a fictional nature.
Giving the wrong facts.
Untrue
Something that is made up.
Fails
Just not true.
Something thats a lie.
Wrong information.
That story you heard about me is just damn right disfactual.
by Robert Michael Hensel April 08, 2008

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A condition in which the legs and buttocks become numb and tingly due to the lack of movement while sitting in front of a computer for a large amount of time.
The lack of blood flow allowed while on the computer.

I sat in front of the computer so long I got computeritis
by Robert Michael Hensel April 20, 2008

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When the screen of a computer freezes.
A frozen page on a computer.
Pogo has given me nothing but cyber ice today.
by Robert Michael Hensel April 20, 2008

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To pound, hit, or bang on a non working appliance, in hopes of
getting it to work again.
I'm always appliance bashing when things around the house all of a sudden stop working.
Appliance bashing is a good stress reliever.
by Robert Michael Hensel April 10, 2008

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The smell associate with sex.
It smells like bedroom musk up in here.
by Robert Michael Hensel April 14, 2008

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A person use is a night Owl.
Someone who likes to stay up late.
One who sleeps all day & stays up all night.
I'm more of a midnight hooter kind of guy.
by Robert Michael Hensel April 13, 2008

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