Definitions by Robert Halfling

scooter mafia 

The terrible trio of college students who ride around campus terrorizing students with their Razor scooters. Often seen in parking garages, where scooters are not yet prohibited like skateboards and rollerblades.

Founded by Peter Bradstock

"There are THREE of them now?!"

scooter mafia by Robert Halfling May 8, 2004

black electrical tape 

A guaranteed-to-fit lingerie substitute. Sometimes abbreviated BET.

"I'll give you $10 if you put on some BET and run around..."

black electrical tape by Robert Halfling May 8, 2004