Definitions by Robby Martin

Tear jerker 

Tear jerking is to masterbate while crying and using the tears as lube.

"Listen bitch, You are a cheating, lying, cum gargling swamp whore, so go home, cry your eyes out and use your tears to grease up your gristle knot while you masterbate yourself to sleep, It'll be a real tear jerker."

Tear jerker by Robby Martin December 6, 2006