schlode

a mixture of the word 'schlong', meaning an extrodinarily long dick, and 'chode', meaning a cock thats fatter than it is long. Therefor, a schlode is an extrodinarily long penis that is also fatter than it is long, thereby it being veeeery fat too

Ya mum has a schlode

Rhys has a schlode coming out of his chin

Dyer has schlode fingers

by Robbo :) March 01, 2009