Jesus-packing

1. (verb) The concept of packaging a good for mailing with such skill and finesse, so as to put everyone but God almighty to shame.
Oh my, this packaging is awesome...Jesus-packaging even!
by Rob Hallock January 17, 2003
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Bible Music

Slang for and relating to pornographic material. Allows one to stay inconspicuous when speaking of the afore topic.
"I have 6.7GB of bible music."
by Rob Hallock March 08, 2004
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