1 definition by Rivers clement

Roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

kissing is a habit fucking is a game

guys get all the pleasure girls get all the pain

10 minutes of pleasure 9 monthes of pain 3 days in the hospital a baby with no name

the baby is a basterd the mother is a whore this never would have happened if the rubber hadn't torn

sex is like math

subtract the clothes

add the bed

divide the legs and

pray to god you don't multiply

roses are red grass is green open your legs and I'll fill you with cream

sex is evil

Sex is a sin

sins are forgiven so stick it in

roses are nice violets are fine

I'll be the 6 if you be my 9

eat me beat me bite me blow me fuck me suck me very slowly if you like it don't be sassy use your tounge and make me nasty

Have safe sex
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by Rivers clement November 2, 2018
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