1 definition by Ripfordadam
A Scott usually drives a Subaru. His face is super dumb. Scotts typically emerge from the Red Sea around 6 months into their life cycle to mate. They tend to have a chocolate and caramel taste and feast on memes and barnacles around the coast. Scotts rarely interact with humans and when they do, extreme caution should be exercised. Scotts wear shoes that teeter on the edge of shoe and sandal. Scotts tends to have acute elbownitis that worsens as they age.
Bystander 1: Hey you see that guy Scott over there. He skipped a Twix break he’s savage!
Bystander 2:Big oof!
Bystander 2:Big oof!
by Ripfordadam June 23, 2019