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A Fat Ass fruit who can’t tell his head from his ass. He brags about his mom’s Porsche, even though he drives daddy’s Civic. Unusually crusty eyelids. Has a certified micro penis document and lives on welfare.
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by Riley balls January 15, 2023
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