Definitions by Riley Harbor

Rizzles Mum 

This is the sensation where when having sex with an older or more mature woman, the particular woman in question's wizards sleeve feels as though the recipient is fucking rolled up bacon.

Grandma: Harder!
Man: Jesus Christ Dianne, it feels like I'm fucking Rizzles Mum!

Rizzles Mum by Riley Harbor August 19, 2008