1 definition by Righteous Fart Box
1. An American actor and filmmaker of unparalleled talent, known for such classic films as Phantoms, Forces of Nature, Reindeer Games, Bounce, Gigli, and Surviving Christmas.
2. A man so beautiful and sexy he makes heterosexual men curious.
2. A man so beautiful and sexy he makes heterosexual men curious.
"Ben Affleck? He was the bomb in Phantoms. I'd suck his dick."
Male Teacher No. 1: "You see the new janitor?"
Male Teacher No. 2: "Yeah. He's a total Ben Affleck, but don't tell my wife."
Male Teacher No. 1: "Let's fuck."
Male Teacher No. 2: "Rad, bro."
Male Teacher No. 1: "You see the new janitor?"
Male Teacher No. 2: "Yeah. He's a total Ben Affleck, but don't tell my wife."
Male Teacher No. 1: "Let's fuck."
Male Teacher No. 2: "Rad, bro."
by Righteous Fart Box August 9, 2022