Definitions by Ricky Round

Yard Knob

A Lump of dog crap that has dried, hardened or otherwise solidified into an elevated mass that can trip you as you run across your backyard.

Teacher, I missed the bus this morning because I tripped over a yard knob.

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The result of piping hot coffee into a black girls ass then harvesting the thick, rich coffee flavored beverage when she has the next good shit.

I think I would like a good thunderstorm coffee with my breakfast.

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