2 definitions by Rickelick ShlongDick

turquish pie

When you shit on your partner's anus, and whip cream all over it then eat it off.

Mom: Are you hungry?
Me: No, I've finished eating with my friend's turquish pie
Mom: You still have some of that pie?
Me: Nah

Take some honey and rub it on to your partner's asshole and get some bees in there for some danger while eating their ass.

I buzzfeed this girl even though I'm allergic to bees.

by Rickelick ShlongDick November 22, 2017